Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Does that really work on women?

First let me briefly explain the checking out policy at Lifeway. We try and keep a record of every customer, don't ask me why.... we just do. So, the first thing we do is ask the customer for a phone number b/c that's the easiest way to keep track...
Okay, so I am at work tonight, and this man, who by the way was almost bald, and also wearing a very tight t-shirt(and he didn't really have any muscles)... also let me mention that this t-shirt was for some random gym that I have never heard of before. Anyways, so I ask this guy if I can get his phone number.... His response.... "Only if I can get yours first".... ummmm, okay.... but he doesn't stop there... he continues, " Or, I can just write mine down for you, assuming of course you'll promise to use it"..... I don't even know how to respond to that... I kept waiting for some guy to pop up out of nowhere and tell me I was being punk'd or something.....
Note to everyone who is male(or really just everyone in general).... This does not work!!!!! Please NEVER do this!!!!!!

1 comment:

K said...

Dang it!!! Now I've got to come up with another pick up line!